Cold times ahead! Will it take us back to the stone age?

by Brr Mmmaarrro

Our lovely StormCenter has detected the ultimate blizzard to be here within the week. Those that know of such event are frantically running to the grocery or hardware store to buy things like milk, bread, generators, board games, water, flashlights, batteries, and candles. It’s almost as if before the news for this storm, there house was completely barren. We suggest everyone add blankets and wood the list. This will be one storm to rule them all! Our resident scientist suggests that we not risk ourselves and travel south to warmer weather, and survive. However, that’s not practical and we know the risks of living in a cold area. So, get prepared everyone!